Oceanside Tonight

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· WEATHER: — · TIDE: high 11:42 AM · low 5:18 PM · GOOSE THREAT LEVEL: ELEVATED

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Editor-in-Chief, Anchor & Sole Witness — Grant Marlowe
Publisher — Oceanside Tonight Broadcasting Co. (fictional)
Established — 2026, in a hurry

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Oceanside Tonight is a parody / satirical news program. Grant Marlowe is fictional. All quotes, residents, witnesses, and council statements are invented for comedic effect unless explicitly cited from a public primary source. For actual emergency information, please consult an actual emergency-information source.